Something really embarrassing happened this morning.

You see, I was walking in the street, suddenly I felt a rapid stomachache and I thought: holy crap, I might get a diarrhea. I might get food poisoning or something. Anyway, I wanted to rush home, which normally took me 15 minutes, but I found running fast could only make it harder to hold my shit, so I just jogged home, with the left hand on my stomach. Finally, when I got on the lift of my flat, I felt couldn't hold it any longer.  One minute later, I rushed into my bathroom and luckily for me, I didn't shit my pants.

This might have been the most painful thing that have happend to me recently.