Man: According to statistics show that LV, GUCCi, ... and other brand handbags were robbed. The money in the handbag is less than $100.

Woman: Yeah, they also grabbed the "A-grade" bag (fake bag).

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Man: Have you ever seen a gangster on the street?  What should you do?

Woman: Show me my tattoo too.

Man: Haha~ Hello Kitty.

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A 60yrs old woman: I went to Turkey and found someone was following me.

A 50yrs woman: How does he look?

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Man: Kiss your neck⋯(blablablah⋯）

Woman: I hit a big mosquito.

Man: Yeah ~How big!

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Man: Can you give me $200? I promise I will pay the money back.

Woman: Okay, you give me $100 first, and I'll give you $300. I promise.

man: What!

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(what happened...)

Man: I know there is light at the end of the tunnel.

Woman: Yes, every cloud has a silver line.Your hair is silver. Me too.

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Woman: I have to go.

Man: Don't forget your backpack. (look up and down the table)

Woman: (raise her leg) I wear it.