mail from grandma to her grandson

Dear grandson:

A day i had a great religious experience and i think worth share with you. I went to christian bookstore and i found a car sticker, this sticker said "sound the horn if you love god". However i had have a terrible day, i decided buy it and put it in the bumpers.

when i came out driving my car, i arrived an intersection, this was chaotic because there were many cars. Tempeture was 37 degrees Celsius and all people left their offices, so i stop because traffic light was red. I don't looked when traffic light change to green, but in this moment i had found out many people love god because all began to sound their horn, i was sure these people behind to my car were so religious because sounded ther horn and shouted me "GO AHEAD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD". i think "that people really love god" i smile them and i greeting with my hand to all but i saw a guy greeting my so strange, that guy only showed his middle finger. I asked to my other grandson, he was in my car, what's mean this greeting and he answered me "don't worry grandma that is a good luck hawaiian greeting", therefore, from the side windows i showed my hand and i greeted to all the same way, my grandson laugh and laugh, i think he laughed for the beuty religious experience that he was living.

later two men near to my car came to me, i think they want to pray or ask me which church i go but in that moment i saw the traffic light was green i overtake the traffic light, when i saw rear view mirror and the only car that was able overtake the traffic light was me because the light was red, i get sad because i left that religious and beautiful people after all love we had shared, so i got off my car and i say goodbye for the last time with the good luck hawaiian greeting and i elevated my middle finger with my two hands because i wanted many luck for them and i left that place.

Sometimes i pray for them, the most beautiful and religious people.

kiss

your grandma