I've seen the comic show where the education got in MGLU (the university I've graduated from) was joked about. As it's too academic. "Those graduants speak "too much" and beat about the bush". 

I've taken my daughter's magazine. I'll try to translate a piece of a fairytale. Don't be too strict.

Disobedient Turtle

On the river bank there lived a little turtle with her mother. Her name was Capah. One day her mother had to go shopping.

"My sweet child, I'll be back soon. And you behave yourself, be a good girl and don't go far from our house."

"Ok", the little turtle said. "Don't worry, I'm adult enough."

 So Mother T left satisfied. And Little T picked flowers and began to weave a wreath.

"That will be a good present to my mummy when she's back," said Capah to herself.

But very soon this activity annoyed her. She put the flowers aside and went for a swim. To be continued...