Last night I was driving home in my car when I saw a man having fun with a toy, a luminous sword like the one that they used in Star Wars. He was making ridiculous circles in the air and I couldn't resist the temptation. I opened the car window and said:

What?. Is it your gift from Santa Claus?

He replied: - All right, gentleman, you do not need the breathalyzer test. Please, get out of the car.  (or get down the car?)